punkhouse:

Mary Mack (Comedy Central)
Tom Sharp (1,000 Ways to Die)
Chris Gorbos (Comedy Central Stage)
Dan Bialek (Action Figure Therapy)
Josh Paget (Acme Comedy)
Mike Holmes (HBO Las Vegas Comedy Festival)
Doug Ecks (Las Vegas Comedy Festival)
Ed Galvez (Fort Podcast)

Host: Ed Greer (Crave Magazine’s Top 10 Comics)

If I don’t recieve at least 5 of these as Christmas gifts this year I will consider it unequivocal proof that Santa Claus/God does not exist.

Worst MW3 Teammate Ever - Action Figure Therapy

I hate to get all political, but some issues are just too important to ignore.

Alan Grayson explains the Occupy Wall Street movement on the Bill Maher show.

Good Christ, P.J. O’Rouke is such a shitbag.

This conversation is a perfect example of why really shitty things get on TV.

Jetpack, muthafucka! (via Action Figure Therapy)

I am a professional.

Sometimes when I have a really frustrating day at work instead of putting my fist through a wall and screaming the f-word at the top of my lungs I do a Google image search and screw around in Photoshop.

Other times I come home, get blackout drunk and beat my wife and 10 kids in our driveway for all my neighbors to see. (Please don’t judge me.)

This is goddamn hilarious and should be made mandatory for all candidates in all future government elections. (via Mikel Hennessay)

Ogre Mage live at the Silverlake Lounge.

The Garbage Can Of Broken Dreams located outside a mini mart in Culver City, CA.