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You gotta stand for something, right? #seaworld #blackfish #REVENGE

You gotta stand for something, right? #seaworld #blackfish #REVENGE

This is what my life looks like now. #thuglife

This is what my life looks like now. #thuglife

Paul’s new blog.

Paul’s new blog.

Boner City USA made the front of the iTunes comedy podcast section today. Super happy about this.

Boner City USA made the front of the iTunes comedy podcast section today. Super happy about this.

This Saturday at 11pm. New logo, new venue. http://twelveshinynickels.com

This Saturday at 11pm. New logo, new venue. http://twelveshinynickels.com

Lucky Cat and her new best friend… our floor’s heater vent.

Lucky Cat and her new best friend… our floor’s heater vent.

They got tired of trying to sit on my balls while I played Borderlands 2.

They got tired of trying to sit on my balls while I played Borderlands 2.

You really don’t save that many letters naming something “Light Pomegranate Lemonade” instead of “This Completely Tastes Like Diarrhea.”

Every product and service advertised at this car wash is aimed at people with ample disposable income and awful, unenviable lifestyles.

Every product and service advertised at this car wash is aimed at people with ample disposable income and awful, unenviable lifestyles.

The diabetes surgeon cut off her feet. Sixteen lbs each.

The diabetes surgeon cut off her feet. Sixteen lbs each.

I bet nobody calls him “The Space Cowboy.” It’s probably just a stupid nickname he gave himself that friends snicker about behind his back.

New AFT Snow shirts right off the press.

New AFT Snow shirts right off the press.

Jesse Jordan Go live at the #sfcbf.  (Taken with Instagram)

Jesse Jordan Go live at the #sfcbf. (Taken with Instagram)