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Paul’s new blog.

Behold, true cinematic excellence from The Danish & O’Neill.

Boner City USA made the front of the iTunes comedy podcast section today. Super happy about this.

This Saturday at 11pm. New logo, new venue. http://twelveshinynickels.com

Reblog this photo and get a free 5-pack of these stickers.

(Just shoot us an “ask” message and we’ll hook you up.)

Lucky Cat and her new best friend… our floor’s heater vent.

The new Hungover Guidance Counselor episode says you might want to reconsider working for Santa.

They got tired of trying to sit on my balls while I played Borderlands 2.

You really don’t save that many letters naming something “Light Pomegranate Lemonade” instead of “This Completely Tastes Like Diarrhea.”

Every product and service advertised at this car wash is aimed at people with ample disposable income and awful, unenviable lifestyles.

The diabetes surgeon cut off her feet. Sixteen lbs each.

I bet nobody calls him “The Space Cowboy.” It’s probably just a stupid nickname he gave himself that friends snicker about behind his back.

New AFT Snow shirts right off the press.