This is what my life looks like now. #thuglife
This Saturday at 11pm. New logo, new venue. http://twelveshinynickels.com
The new Hungover Guidance Counselor episode says you might want to reconsider working for Santa.
You really don’t save that many letters naming something “Light Pomegranate Lemonade” instead of “This Completely Tastes Like Diarrhea.”
Every product and service advertised at this car wash is aimed at people with ample disposable income and awful, unenviable lifestyles.
I bet nobody calls him “The Space Cowboy.” It’s probably just a stupid nickname he gave himself that friends snicker about behind his back.