February 2012
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How do I make MIA’s Superbowl middle finger my avatar?
January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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WatchWorst MW3 Teammate Ever - Action Figure Therapy
October 2011
23 posts
I could really get behind this whole Occupy Wall...
June 2011
7 posts
The couple that moved in next door is under the...
Good Christ, I hope the jagoff diving for Bin...
If I can Shazaam the song playing on your car...
If Selena Gomez is pregnant with Justin Bieber's...
12 Shiny Nickels: Great Show This Friday 8:30pm @... →
12shinynickels:
06/03 Friday - Twelve Shiny Nickels @ The Hollywood Improv - 8:30pm
Twelve Shiny Nickels is a live, one-hour standup comedy show that takes place Friday nights at the Hollywood Improv. It features twelve comedians in a row doing their best five minutes of material. Friday June 3rd @ 8:30pm…
May 2011
28 posts
A co-worker just asked me what the word “jangy” meant via IM. Here is my multi-post response.
It means “chessy, shitty, low-quality.”“
As in my wife saying, ‘This new sex swing from IKEA feels a little jangy. I’m not sure it’ll support the weight of me and my wheelchair, but I love you so much I am willing to give it a try.’”
We spend...
If you insist on reading my IM windows over my...
If you misuse more than 5 words in a row on stage...
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I work in a fancy office building that you're not...
