January 2011
107 posts
My favorite new restaurant game to play: Is your kid retarded or just poorly behaved because you’re a shitty parent?
December 2010
53 posts
Ways I've Been Losing Arguments Around The House...
Sometimes in the middle of a heated disagreement with my wife I’ll stand, point at my crotch and yell, “Let’s have a fuck-off!”
I’ve yet to turn the tide of debate using this tactic. Nor am I certain that challenging my partner to a “fuck-off” won’t come back and bite my in the ass in divorce court someday as well.
* A fuck-off is when two people...
Ways I've Been Losing Arguments Around The House...
Sometimes in the middle of a heated disagreement with my wife I’ll stand, point at my crotch and yell, “Let’s have a fuck-off!”
I’ve yet to turn the tide of debate using this tactic. Nor am I certain that challenging my partner to a “fuck-off” won’t come back and bite my in the ass in divorce court someday as well.
* A fuck-off is when two people...
staywayniac asked: Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year. I'm a brazillian girl and love your tumblr. You speak portuguese?
Orange County, California looks a lot like the...
Orange County, California looks a lot like the...
We Have A Winner
Congrats to Josh Sieg for winning the Worst Holiday Present Ever contest. And thank you to everyone else who participated as well.
I hope your gifts are less sucky this year.
staywayniac asked: Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year. I'm a brazillian girl and love your tumblr. You speak portuguese?
heypeyy asked: Merry Christmas Dah Bialek! :)
Make sure to follow this link and get your worst... →
My dentist used to follow me on Facebook until I...
My dentist used to follow me on Facebook until I...
Hornet or Lantern? Having a hard time figuring out...
Ever notice how most people who think with their...
Office Holiday Party 101
Did anyone else drop their pants and scream, “I’m going to f*ck you to death,” at a male 3-D compositer co-worker at their office Christmas party last night? Or, was just me?
