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Apr 03

Paul’s new blog.

Paul’s new blog.

Mar 26

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Jan 21

Boner City USA made the front of the iTunes comedy podcast section today. Super happy about this.

Boner City USA made the front of the iTunes comedy podcast section today. Super happy about this.

Jan 17

This Saturday at 11pm. New logo, new venue. http://twelveshinynickels.com

This Saturday at 11pm. New logo, new venue. http://twelveshinynickels.com

Jan 11

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Jan 06

Jan 01

Lucky Cat and her new best friend… our floor’s heater vent.

Lucky Cat and her new best friend… our floor’s heater vent.

Dec 13

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Dec 07

They got tired of trying to sit on my balls while I played Borderlands 2.

They got tired of trying to sit on my balls while I played Borderlands 2.

Nov 01

You really don’t save that many letters naming something “Light Pomegranate Lemonade” instead of “This Completely Tastes Like Diarrhea.”

Oct 31

Every product and service advertised at this car wash is aimed at people with ample disposable income and awful, unenviable lifestyles.

Every product and service advertised at this car wash is aimed at people with ample disposable income and awful, unenviable lifestyles.

Oct 30

The diabetes surgeon cut off her feet. Sixteen lbs each.

The diabetes surgeon cut off her feet. Sixteen lbs each.

I bet nobody calls him “The Space Cowboy.” It’s probably just a stupid nickname he gave himself that friends snicker about behind his back.

Oct 29

New AFT Snow shirts right off the press.

New AFT Snow shirts right off the press.

Oct 20