The Mercedes Benz Driving Academy: Holy fucking obnoxious. (Taken with Instagram)

El Porto actually having good waves two days in a row on a weekend. (Taken with instagram)

Andy Haynes at Twelve Shiny Nickels. (Taken with instagram)

Yes, all 19 year-old girls, just keep getting tattoos EVERYWHERE (hands, neck, tits, etc.). There’s no way you’ll ever regret any of them.

Summer 2012: The year all summer movie trailers were cut to dubstep.

I’m at a 4:55pm screening of Battleship and am thoroughly convinced that the only 3 other people in the theater also here just so they can write about what an awful, shitty movie this is for their work. (Taken with instagram)

If you are a time traveller from the 1990s you are shit out of luck on the weekends at this place. (Taken with instagram)

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Gay pictures taken off of piers at sunset are the new cat photos for Summer 2012.com (Taken with instagram)

This is what my father-in-law looks like when he takes afternoon naps. (Taken with instagram)

Hey, 50-yr-old dude in the Hawaiian shirt buttfucking your date on the dancefloor at this wedding my wife dragged me to. Great job. You human fucking 9/11.

I’m not really sure this true but I am a huge fan of public displays of profane vandalism on private property. So, this person’s work is leaving me really torn. (Taken with instagram)

Yes, Andrew DeWitt spends most of each day at work watching Youtube videos of chicks in leather bikinis twirling swords to the Morrowind video game soundtrack. Just in case you were wondering. (Taken with instagram)

How does Subway not realize that this sign makes it sound like customers demanded they stop selling this sandwich because it was gross? (Taken with instagram)

Holy shit. I would have never guessed. But this Mexican food place is literally the whitest place on earth. (Taken with instagram)