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About Me:

My name is Dan Bialek. I'm a standup comedian, writer and all-around retarded person. I live in Los Angeles, California. I'm also married and have two cats. And, also, I'm pretty great at writing super boring bio paragraphs like this one.

Nothing on this page will ever be of any importance or help you in any way. And for that I apologize in advance.