Today has been a goddamn dream miracle come true.
Yes, my cat just attacked our real estate agent and turned one of her feet into a bloody stump during an open house. Thanks for asking.
And, yes, a potential buy saw my office whiteboard with and outline for an Action Figure Therapy episode where a rabid honey badger commits a rabid blood orgy and wears the pelts of our annoying next door neighbor’s barking dogs as a condoms. And, yes, they were horrified.
Fuckshitfuckshitfuck.
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aholytaxaccountant said:
I’m sorry Dan. Perhaps tomorrow will yield better.. Less bloodier results.. D:
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