If The Dumbest Person In The World Could Type...

A co-worker just asked me what the word “jangy” meant via IM. Here is my multi-post response.

It means “chessy, shitty, low-quality.”“

As in my wife saying, ‘This new sex swing from IKEA feels a little jangy. I’m not sure it’ll support the weight of me and my wheelchair, but I love you so much I am willing to give it a try.’”

We spend a lot of time in the Emergency Room…

that’s the name of our sex dungeon where we through Tupperware/Avon parties.